{"id":913,"date":"2009-02-18T10:17:47","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T13:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=913"},"modified":"2009-02-18T10:17:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T13:17:47","slug":"choque-gatuno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":"Choque gatuno&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ayer hubo un choque&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iba yo saliendo de la sala de computadores&#8230; corriendo feliz. Pero humana tuvo exactamente la misma idea que yo, en el mismo instante. Lo terrible es que la Manchita ven\u00eda corriendo del otro lado del pasillo, a toda velocidad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>El resultado fue un triple choque gatuno-humano a la salida de la sala de los computadores: dos cabezas gatunas y un tobillo humano. Humana larg\u00f3 un sonoro garabato. <a href=\"javascript:EmotionsDialog.insert(' 8-O ');\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"8-O\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_eek.gif\" alt=\"8-O\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ayer hubo un choque&#8230; Iba yo saliendo de la sala de computadores&#8230; corriendo feliz. Pero humana tuvo exactamente la misma idea que yo, en el mismo instante. Lo terrible es que la Manchita ven\u00eda corriendo del otro lado del pasillo, a toda velocidad&#8230; El resultado fue un triple choque gatuno-humano a la salida de la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[28],"views":3194,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}