{"id":803,"date":"2009-01-18T11:27:35","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T14:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=803"},"modified":"2009-03-26T00:08:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T03:08:25","slug":"vengo-a-acusar-a-humanos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=803","title":{"rendered":"Vengo a acusar a humanos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Han cometido el terrible descuido de no celebrarme mi cumplea\u00f1os n\u00famero 9, el martes 13 de este mes. He cumplido 9 a\u00f1os, y a excepci\u00f3n de unas deliciosas pelotitas de goma llegadas unos d\u00edas antes, nadie dijo nada, no me dieron comida rica&#8230; naaaaaadddaaaaa&#8230;&#8230;!!!! <a href=\"javascript:EmotionsDialog.insert(' :cry: ');\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\":cry:\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_cry.gif\" alt=\":cry:\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Y una que los trata bien, les da lamiditas en la noche para que duerman mejor, los arulla con maullidos, les recuerda dulcemente que es hora de la comida, les da masaje nocturno para quitarles el estr\u00e9s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pero bueno&#8230; como ven, estoy totalmente recuperada, ya mi pelo casi termin\u00f3 de crecer. \u00a1He vuelto a ser la gata TOP de siempre! <a href=\"javascript:EmotionsDialog.insert(' 8-) ');\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"8-)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_cool.gif\" alt=\"8-)\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Manchita\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/manchita53.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Manchita\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/manchita54.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Han cometido el terrible descuido de no celebrarme mi cumplea\u00f1os n\u00famero 9, el martes 13 de este mes. He cumplido 9 a\u00f1os, y a excepci\u00f3n de unas deliciosas pelotitas de goma llegadas unos d\u00edas antes, nadie dijo nada, no me dieron comida rica&#8230; naaaaaadddaaaaa&#8230;&#8230;!!!! Y una que los trata bien, les da lamiditas en la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[29],"views":5940,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}