{"id":672,"date":"2008-12-12T12:42:50","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T15:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=672"},"modified":"2008-12-17T20:16:08","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T23:16:08","slug":"uufff-cita-urgente-donde-un-senor-de-verde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=672","title":{"rendered":"UUFFF&#8230; cita urgente donde un se\u00f1or de verde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Horror! Humana me meti\u00f3 sin aviso en una jaula, me llev\u00f3 en la camioneta a un nuevo se\u00f1or de verde. Me revis\u00f3 mis ojitos, mis dientes, o\u00eddos, me auscult\u00f3, me tom\u00f3 la temperatura (ggrrr&#8230;)&#8230; y el diagn\u00f3stico, tengo bolas de pelo un tanto atoradas. Por eso he bajado de peso&#8230; y se suma el estr\u00e9s de mi hija accidentada, esas cosas feas que colocaron en las ventanas&#8230; una gatita que anda abajo que no puedo salir a ver&#8230; y la migraci\u00f3n del sitio.<\/p>\n<p>El tratamiento: m\u00e1s petromalta, un remedio para mi pancita, y volver urgente a nuestra comida royal canin, que no nos hab\u00edan comprado.<\/p>\n<p>Si no recupero peso, me har\u00e1n algo de un perfil no s\u00e9 cuanto&#8230; suena feo. Dijo el se\u00f1or de verde que por mis a\u00f1os tienen que estar m\u00e1s atentos conmigo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Horror! Humana me meti\u00f3 sin aviso en una jaula, me llev\u00f3 en la camioneta a un nuevo se\u00f1or de verde. Me revis\u00f3 mis ojitos, mis dientes, o\u00eddos, me auscult\u00f3, me tom\u00f3 la temperatura (ggrrr&#8230;)&#8230; y el diagn\u00f3stico, tengo bolas de pelo un tanto atoradas. Por eso he bajado de peso&#8230; y se suma el estr\u00e9s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[11,18],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-run-run","tag-bolas-de-pelo","tag-senora-de-verde","missing-thumbnail"],"views":2685,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}