{"id":535,"date":"2007-05-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-05-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T20:00:00","slug":"odio-a-los-maestros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"Odio a los maestros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>He tenido que soportar la plaga de maestros en casa, todo por unas flitraciones de los ba&ntilde;os de arriba. <\/P><br \/>\n<DIV>Detesto a los maestros, huelen feo y hacen demasiado ruido. Me asustan mucho.<IMG alt=Angry src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/images\/smiley7.gif\" align=absMiddle border=0>Hoy trat&eacute; de esconderme de nuevo debajo de la cama, pero no me dejaron, as&iacute; que tuve que refugiarme detr&aacute;s de un planta, cerca de los PC.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV align=center><IMG hspace=2 src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/domino57.jpg\" vspace=2 border=0><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV align=center><IMG hspace=2 src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/domino58.jpg\" vspace=2 border=0><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV align=left><U><BR>Update:<\/U> cre&iacute; que se hab&iacute;an ido, pero volvieron.<IMG alt=Angry src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/images\/smiley7.gif\" align=absMiddle border=0><\/DIV><br \/>\n<P align=center><IMG height=300 hspace=2 src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/domino59.jpg\" width=400 vspace=2 border=0><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He tenido que soportar la plaga de maestros en casa, todo por unas flitraciones de los ba&ntilde;os de arriba. Detesto a los maestros, huelen feo y hacen demasiado ruido. Me asustan mucho.Hoy trat&eacute; de esconderme de nuevo debajo de la cama, pero no me dejaron, as&iacute; que tuve que refugiarme detr&aacute;s de un planta, cerca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"views":2306,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}