{"id":4703,"date":"2017-03-30T22:34:37","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T01:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4703"},"modified":"2017-06-29T15:34:13","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T18:34:13","slug":"aun-me-queda-cuerda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4703","title":{"rendered":"A\u00fan me queda cuerda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aunque he estado algo enferma. Me han dado un par de cistitis, as\u00ed que humana me ha llevado donde la se\u00f1orita de verde y me han pinchado ya dos veces. Ella me ha puesto de sobrenombre \u00abEsqueletor\u00bb&#8230; porque estoy muy flaca, no alcanzo a pesar 2 kgs&#8230; y con el pelo reci\u00e9n creciendo de nuevo, luego que me di\u00f3 por sac\u00e1rmelo. Pero me encontr\u00f3 con harta energ\u00eda&#8230; todo porque recorr\u00ed toda su sala de consulta.<\/p>\n<p>Humana me da unas gotas asquerosas, dice que son de homeopat\u00eda. Con eso evita que se me repita la cistitis&#8230; y entre las gotas y el dolor&#8230; pues prefiero las gotas.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh&#8230; tambi\u00e9n estoy definitivamente sorda&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Y bueno.. dicen el que el mel\u00f3n ayuda con temas urinarios&#8230; y como a m\u00ed me fascina&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4704\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4704\" style=\"width: 291px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4704\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170330_143150-1-194x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170330_143150-1-194x300.jpg 194w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170330_143150-1.jpg 517w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170330_143150-1-220x340.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4704\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Una de mis adicciones.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunque he estado algo enferma. Me han dado un par de cistitis, as\u00ed que humana me ha llevado donde la se\u00f1orita de verde y me han pinchado ya dos veces. Ella me ha puesto de sobrenombre \u00abEsqueletor\u00bb&#8230; porque estoy muy flaca, no alcanzo a pesar 2 kgs&#8230; y con el pelo reci\u00e9n creciendo de nuevo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4706,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[177,178,122],"class_list":["post-4703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-manchita","tag-cistitis","tag-senorita-de-verde","tag-sordera","has-thumbnail"],"views":474,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4703\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}