{"id":4486,"date":"2016-08-29T14:38:56","date_gmt":"2016-08-29T17:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4486"},"modified":"2017-03-10T22:21:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T01:21:27","slug":"atrincherado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4486","title":{"rendered":"Atrincherado&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A salvo de humana y sus remedios, curaciones&#8230; y del cono de la verg\u00fcenza.<\/p>\n<p>Aunque parece que ya no habr\u00e1 m\u00e1s torturas&#8230; desde el s\u00e1bado que ando libre sin cono, y humana no me ha torturado. Yo me siento bien&#8230; tengo ganas de jugar, y muuuucha hambre. Mis heridas sanaron, y ya orino bien. S\u00f3lo ese gatorrista reci\u00e9n llegado me saca de mis casillas&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4487\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4487\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata75.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-4487\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata75-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"pirata75\" width=\"450\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata75-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata75-768x476.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata75.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4487\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Atrincherado&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A salvo de humana y sus remedios, curaciones&#8230; y del cono de la verg\u00fcenza. Aunque parece que ya no habr\u00e1 m\u00e1s torturas&#8230; desde el s\u00e1bado que ando libre sin cono, y humana no me ha torturado. Yo me siento bien&#8230; tengo ganas de jugar, y muuuucha hambre. Mis heridas sanaron, y ya orino bien. S\u00f3lo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[162,168],"views":2197,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4486\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}