{"id":4479,"date":"2016-08-11T19:49:39","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T22:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4479"},"modified":"2017-03-10T22:30:53","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T01:30:53","slug":"por-obsesivo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=4479","title":{"rendered":"Por obsesivo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Desde el lunes estoy con el cono de la verg\u00fcenza de nuevo&#8230; me lam\u00ed demasiado mi trasero, y me hice una herida fea.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora humana me moja con un spray con cal\u00e9ndula, eso dice ella.. y se dio cuenta que me las arreglo igual para lamerme, as\u00ed que agrand\u00f3 el cono. Y me reta feo si me ve lamerme&#8230; pues igual me las ingenio para correr esta cosa fea y darme unas lamiditas en mis partes masculinas que ya no lo son tanto&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Y yo le contesto gru\u00f1endo cuando me reta&#8230; estoy aburrido de las curaciones y heridas, y cuidados, y etc&#8230; etc&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4481\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4481\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4481\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"pirata74\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pirata74.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4481\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cono parchado&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desde el lunes estoy con el cono de la verg\u00fcenza de nuevo&#8230; me lam\u00ed demasiado mi trasero, y me hice una herida fea. Ahora humana me moja con un spray con cal\u00e9ndula, eso dice ella.. y se dio cuenta que me las arreglo igual para lamerme, as\u00ed que agrand\u00f3 el cono. Y me reta feo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[169,168],"class_list":["post-4479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pirata","tag-cono-de-la-verguenza","tag-heridas","has-thumbnail"],"views":2728,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}