{"id":1244,"date":"2009-11-27T14:00:01","date_gmt":"2009-11-27T17:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2009-11-27T14:00:01","modified_gmt":"2009-11-27T17:00:01","slug":"instructivo-para-pasar-inadvertida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=1244","title":{"rendered":"Instructivo para pasar inadvertida&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Si una se queda quieta quieta quieta, sobre uno estos aparatos que usan humanos, como una TV, puede resultar que esos peque\u00f1os humanos molestosos que vienen de visita a veces crean que uno es un peluche.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed pas\u00e9 inadvertida un buen rato, hasta que humano me habl\u00f3, me mov\u00ed, y las humanas peque\u00f1itas que estaban de visita se asustaron y gritaron: !Es de verdad!<\/p>\n<p>Un poco ofensivo que piensen que soy un insulzo peluche&#8230; pero al menos no me molestaron.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/manchita64.jpg\" alt=\"Manchita\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si una se queda quieta quieta quieta, sobre uno estos aparatos que usan humanos, como una TV, puede resultar que esos peque\u00f1os humanos molestosos que vienen de visita a veces crean que uno es un peluche. As\u00ed pas\u00e9 inadvertida un buen rato, hasta que humano me habl\u00f3, me mov\u00ed, y las humanas peque\u00f1itas que estaban [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[21,42],"class_list":["post-1244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manchita","tag-descanso","tag-escondite","missing-thumbnail"],"views":3302,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}