{"id":1026,"date":"2009-05-14T10:26:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T13:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2009-05-14T10:26:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T13:26:09","slug":"me-estan-amenazando-con-comida-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/?p=1026","title":{"rendered":"Me est\u00e1n amenazando con comida light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Humanos andan hace d\u00edas amenz\u00e1ndome con que me van a dar comida light&#8230; todo porque me comparan la silueta con la humana de la foto, esa actriz de cine. Dicen humanos que salgo muy mal parado en la comparaci\u00f3n de siluetas&#8230; yo digo que est\u00e1 comparando peras con manzanas&#8230; <a href=\"javascript:EmotionsDialog.insert(' :-x ');\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\":-x\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_mad.gif\" alt=\":-x\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/a>. Yo s\u00f3lo estoy macizo, \u00a1no guat\u00f3n!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/domino92.jpg\" alt=\"Domin\u00f3\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/fotos\/domino93.jpg\" alt=\"Domin\u00f3\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humanos andan hace d\u00edas amenz\u00e1ndome con que me van a dar comida light&#8230; todo porque me comparan la silueta con la humana de la foto, esa actriz de cine. Dicen humanos que salgo muy mal parado en la comparaci\u00f3n de siluetas&#8230; yo digo que est\u00e1 comparando peras con manzanas&#8230; . Yo s\u00f3lo estoy macizo, \u00a1no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[53,56],"views":3493,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zocalo.cl\/gatos\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}